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DeafTim

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I confess, I like to look at my muscular hairy chest in mirror. I so damn sexy. have to earn yo chest hairs!
 

nickysunflower

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I confess today is the first time I have eaten grits. They were ok. I put a little sugar in them. I am not sure if that is how people eat them.:lol:
 

Jiro

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I confess today is the first time I have eaten grits. They were ok. I put a little sugar in them. I am not sure if that is how people eat them.:lol:

you can use salt too but you can add whatever in any way you like. hell - you can even add some vodka if you're an alcoholic :lol:

some adds cinnamon. or milk. i love eating grits whenever i'm in southern states. grits up in north is offensive and should be banned.
 

Beowulf

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you can use salt too but you can add whatever in any way you like. hell - you can even add some vodka if you're an alcoholic :lol:

some adds cinnamon. or milk. i love eating grits whenever i'm in southern states. grits up in north is offensive and should be banned.

Possums want to be included in the ban. :lol:
 

rockin'robin

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I confess today is the first time I have eaten grits. They were ok. I put a little sugar in them. I am not sure if that is how people eat them.:lol:

Reminds me of the popular T-Shirt Fad that was around for awhile, (and I had a Blue one)...."Kiss My Grits"....(Girls From The South)

We eat grits time to time,,, sprinkle some bacon or ham in it, it's good, a little salt and pepper too, some butter if you like. Even some people eat Grits with Tomatoes (ugg)...We eat Grits w/eggs also....And some people do Fry Fish and have Grits on the side....
 

Cheetah

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I confess today is the first time I have eaten grits. They were ok. I put a little sugar in them. I am not sure if that is how people eat them.:lol:

I strongly advise you to stay far away from grits. I grew up on them and I can tell you first hand that grits have destroyed my marriage.

It went something like this.
Mom - We are having grits for breakfast tomorrow.
Wife - Oh that sounds good.
Me - Why don't I just take everyone out to breakfast?
Mom - but you love grits! you used to eat it often growing up!
Me - I never liked grits, I only ate them because I had no choice.
Wife - That's interesting, I never knew you didn't like grits.
Me - I was trying to be nice.
Mom - Well I just don't get how you could not like grits. You used to put lots of butter and sugar in yours.
Me - I was drowning out the taste.
Wife - You don't like my cooking?
Me - I didn't say that.
Wife - Yes you did! I cooked you grits and you hated it but never told me. That's lying to me!
Me - *thinging Sheesh* No, sweetie, I just, er... come on... it's not like that...
Mom - I just don't see how you can grow up with something and suddenly not like it.
Me - Mom!
Wife - *yelling* Don't yell!
Me - *quitely* I'm not yelling.
Wife - *still yelling* I don't know what you are saying!
Mom - We are having grits tomorrow and that's final.
Me - Ok fine.
Wife - Oh, so you will listen to her and not to me!
Me - I give up.
Wife - Oh so mature!
Mom - There, I'm glad we settled that. Now don't be late for breakfast!
Wife - :(
Me - :(
Mom - *Smiling as she sits down to read* :)
Wife - Well, if you are going to breakfast, I'm not going.
Me - Fine with me!

FYI this was a parody, in no way were real people used or harmed in any way.
 

rockin'robin

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1:Take two hour bath get up really early to do so .
2:addicted to glad products.

2 Hours?....Does the bath water get cold?...Dry ur skin out?....Guessing you're having a lot of candles, bubbles and a bottle or 2 of Champagne while taking a bath? :giggle:
 

nickysunflower

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I think I will try every way minus the vodka. My marriage is already thanks to my lying cheating husband not grits :). Thanks for all the ideas guys!
 

saywhatkid

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Not sure what your image is supposed to be, but when I tried to quote you, it is a long line of garbage.
 

Dragonfly12

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I don't hold on to the physical items, but I do hold on to the feelings.

After my divorce, on our wedding anniversary, I burned our cake top in a bonfire in the yard.


you burned ur cake top in a bonfire in the yard?...lol...After my divorce, I pawned off my wedding rings,too.....I sent our wedding album (scrapbooking I made) to HIM...
 
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