MY FAVORITE JOKE!!
Dad told Daughter!!!
I'm so glad that this is my last ...-damn child support payment.
Month after month, year after year, those ... -damn payments!
So I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there,
I said to her, "Baby girl,
I want you to take this last check over to your mothers house and 
tell that her that this is the last damn check 
she's ever going to get from me, and I want you tell me the expression on her face."
So my baby girl took the check over to her.
I was so anxious to hear what the b&%*$ had to say and what she looked
like.
As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Now what did she have
to say?"*
"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy..."
Daddy become pissed off!! :jaw:
Dad told Daughter!!!
I'm so glad that this is my last ...-damn child support payment.
Month after month,
year after year, those ... -damn payments! So I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there,
I said to her, "Baby girl,
I want you to take this last check over to your mothers house and tell that her that this is the last damn check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you tell me the expression on her face." So my baby girl took the check over to her.
I was so anxious to hear what the b&%*$ had to say and what she looked
like.
As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Now what did she have
to say?"*
"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy..."
Daddy become pissed off!! :jaw:
tsk.