Blonde joke

wesley-uk

New Member
Naomi, came skipping home from school one day.
"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other children could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other children could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"

And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"



Wait for it






"No, it's because you're 28..."
 
G

GoldenLeaf74

Guest
:rofl: I always make fun of my ex friend who is blonde hair, she is veryyyyy bitchh in the world, now she is isloated right now. no wondering she is stupid blonde
 

SilenceGold

Active Member
Originally posted by GoldenLeaf74
:rofl: I always make fun of my ex friend who is blonde hair, she is veryyyyy bitchh in the world, now she is isloated right now. no wondering she is stupid blonde

I tease my wife about her blond hair. But I never treat her stupid. :o
 
Top