Being A Woman

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Being A Woman (Sent on Behalf of Kim Copeland)


Being A Woman


OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. 4 sons and a hubby.
Toilet seat is never down...etc.

SOOOOoooooooooo I'm the only one who would be using Female
products.....correct?

A STRANGE thing was happening at my house. Tampons were disappearing. *
Insert Twilight Zone theme here *

Ok....A few months ago I went to my cupboard to get out a tampon and
there was ONLY one left. I could have sworn I had just bought a box the
month before. So, I go back to the store, buy a new box and forget about
it.

The next month I go back to the cupboard.....and VOILA....there is only
ONE tampon left again. What's going on here? Gremlins??? I go to the
store and buy another box, and forget about it.

WELL.....I decided to clean out my two youngest sons closet and LOW and
BEHOLD....at the bottom of their closet are the wrappers, applicators
and the tampons themselves.

I am starting to FREAK!!! Dear God, what are they doing with them??????

I get a hold of myself and tell myself that I am an adult and can handle
this, despite the bizarre thoughts running through my mind. I'm
thinking, "Do I have enough money saved up in the bank for MAJOR
THERAPY?"

I go to the top of the stairs and yell for my two youngest sons to "COME
HERE!!!!"

They march up the stairs and find me in their room staring into the
bottom of their closet.

I said "What are you doing with THOSE? THOSE are MINE!"

My 12 year old looks like a deer caught in the headlights and is
silent.

My 10 year old looks at me all innocent and says. "Well, Mom, we were
playing with our G.I. Joes and stuff... and THOSE make really good SCUD
missiles... What do YOU use them for?"

"NEVER MIND!! GO PLAY!!!!"
 
:rofl: Have heard of this before and still find it hilarious!! :laugh2: Let's hope that my boys won't do that to me!! :lol:
 
Whew, was thinking maybe the sons were gay and ahem... playing doctor by giving prostate exams...
 
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