Miss-Delectable
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Maybe it's a 
but I'll put it in here anyway.
Made me
A newlywed couple had only been married for a few weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to get out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'm going out for a bit, I'll be right back." Where are your going, coochy coo?" asked his wife. I'm going to the bar pretty face, to have a beer." The wife says, "You want a beer, my love?" She opens the fridge and shows him 25 different brands of beers from 12 different countries. The husband didn't know what to do but say, "Yes, loolie loolie . . . but at the bar . . . you know . . . they have frozen mugs . . . " He didn't get to finish the sentence. The wife interrupted him, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She opened the freezer and handed him a frozen mug. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious . . . I won't be too long . . . I'll be right back . . . I promise . . . OK? "You want hors d'oeuvres, pouchy pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: spicy chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, fried mushrooms, pork strips, cheese dips, etc. "But sweetie, at the bar . . . you know . . . the guys are cussing and swearing . . . " The wife replies, "You want cussing and swearing cutie pie? LISTEN YOU DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKIN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOUR SHITHEAD FRIENDS ANYMORE! YOU GOT THAT, ASSHOLE? . . . Yes, dear.
but I'll put it in here anyway. Made me
A newlywed couple had only been married for a few weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to get out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'm going out for a bit, I'll be right back." Where are your going, coochy coo?" asked his wife. I'm going to the bar pretty face, to have a beer." The wife says, "You want a beer, my love?" She opens the fridge and shows him 25 different brands of beers from 12 different countries. The husband didn't know what to do but say, "Yes, loolie loolie . . . but at the bar . . . you know . . . they have frozen mugs . . . " He didn't get to finish the sentence. The wife interrupted him, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She opened the freezer and handed him a frozen mug. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious . . . I won't be too long . . . I'll be right back . . . I promise . . . OK? "You want hors d'oeuvres, pouchy pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: spicy chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, fried mushrooms, pork strips, cheese dips, etc. "But sweetie, at the bar . . . you know . . . the guys are cussing and swearing . . . " The wife replies, "You want cussing and swearing cutie pie? LISTEN YOU DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKIN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOUR SHITHEAD FRIENDS ANYMORE! YOU GOT THAT, ASSHOLE? . . . Yes, dear.
Ta so muchly for sharing that in here! 
