Actual Bush quotes:
"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."
"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate perservation. It's what you do when you run for President. You gotta preserve."
"I understand small business growth. I was one."
"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."
"I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans."
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."
"I want each and every American to know for certain that I'm responsible for the decisions I make, and each of you are as well."
"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the twentieth, twentieth, twenty-first century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the twentieth century. This is the first chapter of the twenty-first century."
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer your questions. I cannot answer your question."
"There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down again.'"
"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."
"The best way to relieve families from time is to let them keep some of their own money."
"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
"We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations, their obligations as teachers. We want them to know how to teach the science of reading. In order to make sure there's not this kind of federal--federal cufflink."
"Reading is the basics for all learning."
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are fantastic pictures."
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?"
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.'
"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile."
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it."
"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."
"Will the highways on the internet become more few?"
"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."
"The government is not the surplus's money, Mr. Vice President."
"It's yur money. Yoiu paid for it."
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow."
"THE LEGISLATIVE'S JOB IS TO WRITE LAW. IT'S THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH'S JOB TO INTERPRET LAW."
I've got thousands more, lol.
"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."
"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate perservation. It's what you do when you run for President. You gotta preserve."
"I understand small business growth. I was one."
"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."
"I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans."
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."
"I want each and every American to know for certain that I'm responsible for the decisions I make, and each of you are as well."
"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the twentieth, twentieth, twenty-first century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the twentieth century. This is the first chapter of the twenty-first century."
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer your questions. I cannot answer your question."
"There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down again.'"
"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."
"The best way to relieve families from time is to let them keep some of their own money."
"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
"We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations, their obligations as teachers. We want them to know how to teach the science of reading. In order to make sure there's not this kind of federal--federal cufflink."
"Reading is the basics for all learning."
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are fantastic pictures."
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?"
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.'
"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile."
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it."
"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."
"Will the highways on the internet become more few?"
"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."
"The government is not the surplus's money, Mr. Vice President."
"It's yur money. Yoiu paid for it."
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow."
"THE LEGISLATIVE'S JOB IS TO WRITE LAW. IT'S THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH'S JOB TO INTERPRET LAW."
I've got thousands more, lol.