Yellow 24

[Awauphi]

A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him

over and says, "Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a

really nasty Virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow

and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure so just

go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth."


So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks

him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there

with her before.


They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and

Wins $35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320. Then he

Gets the full house and wins $1000. The national grid comes up and he

wins that too getting $380,000.


The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, "Son, I've been here 20

Years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full house

And the national grid on the same card. You must be the luckiest man on

Earth!"


"Lucky?" he screamed. "Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24."


"Fuck me," says the bingo caller. "You've won the raffle as well." thought it would be funny to strategically place the price label.


got this via email.. lol poor guy.. but funny...