One day a baby polar bear waddled over and asked his Mama, " Mama, have I always been a polar bear " ? Mama replied, why yes my dear. Your Papa is a polar bear, I am a polar bear. That makes you a polar bear my son. The baby polar bear waddled away with a confused look on his face.
The next week baby polar bear was dropped off at his grandparents for the day. Baby bear asked his Grandpa..... "Grandpa, am I a real polar bear"? Grandpa answered forcefully telling the young bear that he was born of a great legacy of polar bears tracing back more than 400 years.
Once again the baby polar bear waddled away with a troubled mind.
The next month was the "Grand" Polar Bear Reunion. Baby bear was very excited. Finally, he would find the answer to his question. After much searching baby bear found his Great, Great grandfather nestled down in a nice lounge chair. Baby bear approached and gingerly asked his great, great grandpa the same questions.
Great, Grandpapa.... am a real Polar Bear? Have I always been a polar bear? Great, Great Grandpa smiled upon the little bear. Why yes my son, you come from a long line of Polar Bears, you are from a long line of true polar bears.... all have sprung from my loins and bear some likeness to me. Why do you ask such questions my lad????? Baby bear looked up quite confused and said.
BECAUSE I AM ****ING FREEZING
The next week baby polar bear was dropped off at his grandparents for the day. Baby bear asked his Grandpa..... "Grandpa, am I a real polar bear"? Grandpa answered forcefully telling the young bear that he was born of a great legacy of polar bears tracing back more than 400 years.
Once again the baby polar bear waddled away with a troubled mind.
The next month was the "Grand" Polar Bear Reunion. Baby bear was very excited. Finally, he would find the answer to his question. After much searching baby bear found his Great, Great grandfather nestled down in a nice lounge chair. Baby bear approached and gingerly asked his great, great grandpa the same questions.
Great, Grandpapa.... am a real Polar Bear? Have I always been a polar bear? Great, Great Grandpa smiled upon the little bear. Why yes my son, you come from a long line of Polar Bears, you are from a long line of true polar bears.... all have sprung from my loins and bear some likeness to me. Why do you ask such questions my lad????? Baby bear looked up quite confused and said.
BECAUSE I AM ****ING FREEZING
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