Awauphi
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God felt like taking a well-deserved vacation but didn't know where to go so he asked Saint-Peter for some advice.
"Why dont you go to Pluto? Its nice and far away, you can really get into star-gazing over there."
God replies:"Too cold"
Saint Peter then suggests:"Well, how about the moon?"
"The bars over there have no atmosphere!"
Exasperated, Saint-Peter then just suggests: "Why don't you go back to Earth then?"
Horrified, God answers:" Are you crazy? They're still talking about that cunt I fucked!"
"Why dont you go to Pluto? Its nice and far away, you can really get into star-gazing over there."
God replies:"Too cold"
Saint Peter then suggests:"Well, how about the moon?"
"The bars over there have no atmosphere!"
Exasperated, Saint-Peter then just suggests: "Why don't you go back to Earth then?"
Horrified, God answers:" Are you crazy? They're still talking about that cunt I fucked!"
keep the jokes comin' Lucky!