Weird warning labels

[Lil_country_gal]

OK i've seen some pretty stupid warning labels so yea just share and add alittle on


On a pack of peanuts "warning contents may contain peanuts"
no i thought it contained cats!

On an iron " do not iron clothes while on body"
But that's the only way i know how!

on a hair dryer " do not use while sleeping"
But that's the only time i have to do my hair


Please add your own

 

[CODAchild]

Those were funny Lil Country Gal but the one that gets me, and getting back to the hair dryer. How about:

"do not immerse hair dryer in water"
"do not use hair dryer while in the shower or in the tub"

So, I guess if we're in a hurry, don't do the above, do it the conventional way.

 

[GalaxyAngel]

Do not smoke, bad for your health (pack of ciggy) I've seen those..
I know I don't smoking..

 

[ella]

"coution may be hot" ... on a lid of a cup of coffe/ hot chocolate .. no i thought it was a cold drink.

 

[lonetundrawolf]

Ella LOL...that is so true....

 

[Lil_country_gal]

or on a heating pad "may get hot"
no i thougght it was gonna get cold

 

[signer16]

After a woman sued (and won) McDonald's in a lawsuit because she spilled their hot coffee on herself, companies can't be too careful.

 

[diehardbiker]

100% recycled toilet paper
I didn't know that somebody was able to retrieve used toilet paper and recycle them into "clean" toilet paper!

 

[Lil_country_gal]

On christmas Lights for indoor or outdoor use only Well what's the other option i must know

 

[Nancy]

Here's a website with LOTS of these: http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jan2004/Weird_Warnings.htm

Past weird product warning label winners:
- On a massage chair: "Do not use massage chair without clothing... and never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving"
- On an electric router made for carpenters: “This product not intended for use as a dental drill”
- A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user to “Remove child before folding”
- A prescription of sleeping pills stating, “Warning: May cause drowsiness”
- A sticker on a toilet at a public facility warning: “Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking”
- A snowblower warning: "Do not use snowthrower on roof"
- On a dishwasher: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher"
- Unusual warning on a CD player: “Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult.”
- An “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter cautions, “Do not use near fire, flame or sparks”
- A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use “while sleeping or unconscious”
- On a container of underarm deodorant: “Caution: Do not spray in eyes”
- On a cartridge for a laser printer: “Do not eat toner”
- A household iron warns users: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn”
- A label with a hair dryer reads, “Never use hair dryer while sleeping”
- A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: “Not intended for highway use”
- A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, “Do not drive with sunshield in place”
- On a Bathroom Heater: “This product is not to be used in bathrooms”
- A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes”
- A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover”
- A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: “Caution - Risk of Fire”
- A box of birthday cake candles says: “DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.”