Weather Forecasting for Horse Owners:

[Awauphi]

The Top 10 ways to use a horse as a weather gauge:

10. Your horse is slow to leave the hedge row even though you're
rattling the
feed bucket - excessive heat warning.

9. You're walking across the pasture and run smack-dab into a
Shetland pony - heavy fog in low-lying areas.

8. The ground looks wet but the hoofprints are dry - very light
showers.

7. The front half of the horse is wet and the back half is dry -
isolated showers.

6. The horse looks hungry because his big round bale floated away -
possible flooding in your area.

5. Your sorrel horse has turned roan - snowfall with little or no
accumulation.

4. A 14-hand horse appears to be about 16 hands tall - snow with
possible accumulation up to 8 inches.

3. The horse swishes his tail and knocks you unconscious - icy
conditions.

2. The horse is hanging onto the fence with his teeth - blustery winds
(or you've just found out you've got a cribber).

1. Your horse bites and kicks you - well, that just means you
were an idiot for buying him.



got this via email.. haha..

 

[Miss-Delectable]

Good one.