USA Senior Health Care Solution

[rockin'robin]

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.

Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!

New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes any more.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!

 

[SimonJ]

I know this is meant to be funny but it's actually not far from the truth. Weird world we live in!

 

[Foxrac]

http://www.alldeaf.com/jokes-funny-stories/84059-senior-health-care-solution.html

 

[posts from hell]

http://www.alldeaf.com/jokes-funny-stories/84059-senior-health-care-solution.html

It's ok, give the senior a break. People start forgetting things when they get old, ya know.

 

[rockin'robin]

It's ok, give the senior a break. People start forgetting things when they get old, ya know.

ty, sweetheart.

 

[Foxrac]

It's ok, give the senior a break. People start forgetting things when they get old, ya know.

 

[MidnightSun]

Sr Health Care

I know this is meant to be funny but it's actually not far from the truth. Weird world we live in!

No..I don't think she was being funny, I apologize if Im wrong, but that is the solution in the reality of things...It sounds funny but so do a lot of things proposed to take care of us that have worked and paid taxes our entire life.
I cry every night because of all the medical I have recieved i have used up my Healthcare, I had cigna as a second with a $250,000 cap. I blew that away on the Gamma Lazar surgeries on my brain..so they said so sorry no more payments..lol...Medicare which is my primary will pay *80% and I am left with bills to pay that make me want to just drive off a bridge..I would but i think that is the insurance companies plan..laughing So...hmmm now I am considering a civil case against the person that caused my brain injury but then my attorney (she's a deaf advocate volunteer.free) he doesn't have any insurance and he is in the wind anyway to escape prosicution. (an example, The Trauma team and helicopter that picked me up for transport was $8,250)
I have a bill for $1,650 to pay for that, and they don't want me to stress myself..laughing...Midnight♥♥♥