Awauphi
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Jack Bolt - the only two-war U.S. Marine Corps ace was a hoot! During
a commercial airline flight several years ago, he was seated next to
a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during
the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as
discreetly as possible.
Jack pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly
offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related
impedimenta.
When the young mother expressed her gratitude, Bolt responded, "Gosh,
that's a good looking baby and he sure was hungry!"
Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said
suckling would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.
Jack sadly shook his head, and in true fighter pilot fashion exclaimed,
"Damn! And all these years I've been chewing gum!"
got this via email.. prolly a blonde!
funny!
a commercial airline flight several years ago, he was seated next to
a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during
the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as
discreetly as possible.
Jack pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly
offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related
impedimenta.
When the young mother expressed her gratitude, Bolt responded, "Gosh,
that's a good looking baby and he sure was hungry!"
Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said
suckling would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.
Jack sadly shook his head, and in true fighter pilot fashion exclaimed,
"Damn! And all these years I've been chewing gum!"
got this via email.. prolly a blonde!
funny!