ella
New Member
- Joined
- Sep 7, 2005
- Messages
- 1,078
- Reaction score
- 0
these are religious jokes.. with all do respect I don't want to offend any athiest if you're sensitive and athiest then don't read the first one.
1)An athiest was walking in the woods admiring the beauty when all of a sudden a bear comes out of nowhere. The athiest runs from the bear and trips as the bear lifts his claw into the air. The athiest yells out "oh lord help me". Everything pauses the bear the wind, and the Lord speaks and says "so now you call on me why should i save you now " the athiest then replies " well don't save me ,save the bear" so the lord says "very well." Then everything unpauses and the bear kneels and says "thank you lord for the food before me."
it thought that joke was mean but kind of cute
2) A burglar robs a house as hes gathering his stolen items he hears a voice "jesus is watching you." He wonders ,but goes back to gathering his items, and again he hears "jesus is watching you." He then scans the room with his flashlight and says "whose there?, who are you?, whats your name?." The parrot replies and says" my name is moses" and the burglar says " thats a strange name for a parrot who name you that?" The parrot replied "the same people who named their rottweiller jesus."
hehe i thought that was a cute joke
I don't know if anyone heard these ,but i decided to post them anyway
1)An athiest was walking in the woods admiring the beauty when all of a sudden a bear comes out of nowhere. The athiest runs from the bear and trips as the bear lifts his claw into the air. The athiest yells out "oh lord help me". Everything pauses the bear the wind, and the Lord speaks and says "so now you call on me why should i save you now " the athiest then replies " well don't save me ,save the bear" so the lord says "very well." Then everything unpauses and the bear kneels and says "thank you lord for the food before me."
it thought that joke was mean but kind of cute
2) A burglar robs a house as hes gathering his stolen items he hears a voice "jesus is watching you." He wonders ,but goes back to gathering his items, and again he hears "jesus is watching you." He then scans the room with his flashlight and says "whose there?, who are you?, whats your name?." The parrot replies and says" my name is moses" and the burglar says " thats a strange name for a parrot who name you that?" The parrot replied "the same people who named their rottweiller jesus."
hehe i thought that was a cute joke
I don't know if anyone heard these ,but i decided to post them anyway