Top Ten Things That Upset Your Dog .....

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1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9.Dog sweaters. Hello ? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ?
 
Good one!

My dogs will be sporting their Christmas sweaters next week, however.

They're poodles. They have to look stylish. ;-)
 
RIGHT ON! I do put a sweater on my dog at times though... around his chest area, doesn't seem like there's as much fur as compared to his back so...... and it does get into the -'s here during the winter. So sweater and booties it is! Ahhh I have my fun dressing Bryan up sometimes, or fooling him into thinking I actually threw the ball. I do this all the time, so funny to see him hunt for his ball when I've still got it.
 
Love this!

I always blame my dog for the farts and she does always give me that look so it makes me wonder if she knows what I just did. LMAO!
 
shel90 said:
Love this!

I always blame my dog for the farts and she does always give me that look so it makes me wonder if she knows what I just did. LMAO!
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:giggle: :giggle: ....so do I....(and my boys also)...poor doggie!...she looks at us sort of bewildered!
 
Woof, I got the Santa suit on and my nails cut. I am shackled in here and guess what? NOT a good time to bring in the vacuum thing in this torture chamber. No...NOOO!! I will talk, I will talk!! WOOF WOOF WOOF!
 
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