AlleyCat
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(Received in an email):
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to
let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up
truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt,
so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I
turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed
down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up
fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted
personality you will forgive me. You know how much I
love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
P.S. your girlfriend called.

To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to
let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up
truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt,
so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I
turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed
down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up
fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted
personality you will forgive me. You know how much I
love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
P.S. your girlfriend called.



That's funny and a huge clean up for husband to do after returning back from the trip.