This is a classic....!

[Awauphi]

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double
pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor
who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a
whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo? Now just because I'm
blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year,
namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him)

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung
up.... He didn't call back.

Guess I won that stupid argument.


got this via email..

 

[Boult]

LMAO good one!