The Top 17 Problems With Teaching a Dog to Drive

[Awauphi]

17> The moment the car starts rolling, Fido's out the window and chasing other cars.

16> Tickets for parking in front of fire hydrants pile up quickly.

15> She resets all your radio stations to ultrasonic frequencies.

14> It's hard to hold a latte and a cell phone without opposable thumbs.

13> Instead of chasing its own tail, it does donuts until it gets dizzy.

12> Too easily distracted by "How's my driving? Call
1-800-EAT-POOP" bumper stickers.

11> His only CDs: Three Dog Night, Snoop Dogg and the Baha Men.

10> "Let's see... Release clutch. Shift into third. Engage
clutch. Turn on left blinker. Check to see if I can merge
into traffic. Check speed, ease over into the lane and
safely merg-- SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL!
SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL!"

9> After every instruction, he says, "No bones about it!"

8> Is physically unable to give the *middle* finger when someone cuts him off.

7> When he gets his license he arrogantly refuses to drive the cat to her flying lessons.

6> Impossible to discern the intended recipient of helpful
"Learn how drive, Bitch!" comments from other drivers.

5> Whenever Rover picks up the keys you find yourself leaping
off the couch and yelping excitedly.

4> Green means "Go." Red means "Stop." Cat means "Accelerate."

3> He keeps trying to lick the car's ball joints.

2> *Always* falls for the fake lane change.


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Problem With Teaching a Dog to Drive...


1> Insists on air fresheners that smell like dog ass.


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