The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

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•I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS, so forget that.

•The IRS has admitted that they targeted conservative groups for extra scrutiny. That's why Mitt Romney wanted to be president so bad — to keep the IRS off his back.

•Barbara Walters announced her retirement today. Good, I'll have somebody to hang out with next year.

•A Tampa taco restaurant has pulled lion meat tacos from the menu due to protests from animal rights activists. However, lions announced today they will continue eating humans whenever they get the chance.
 
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