so this guy goes for a job interview,hes sat there in the reception waiting and the person being interviewed before him comes out looking really upset. he says to him "man i just cant believe it ,the interview went really well untill the end and then the interviewer asked me if there was anything i noticed about him that was unusual and i told him i noticed that he had no ears.i just cant believe it, he went totally ballistic ,screamed at me how dare i mention his ears and he kicked me out and said id never work in this town again..sheesh man i cant belive it .whatever you do dont mention his ears if you want this job!!!"
so finally he is called in to the interview and it all goes really really well and at the end the interviewer says "so you've done very well and i think im going to give you the job but just one more question........do you notice anything about me that is unusual." remembering what the last applicant told him he thinks for a bit and says "well i notice you're wearing contact lenses."
the interviewer says "wow thats incredible, absolutely amazing.my goodness you are very perceptive, how did you figure out i am wearing contact lenses."
not thinking properly he replies "well if you were wearing glasses they would fall off.!!!!!!"
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so finally he is called in to the interview and it all goes really really well and at the end the interviewer says "so you've done very well and i think im going to give you the job but just one more question........do you notice anything about me that is unusual." remembering what the last applicant told him he thinks for a bit and says "well i notice you're wearing contact lenses."
the interviewer says "wow thats incredible, absolutely amazing.my goodness you are very perceptive, how did you figure out i am wearing contact lenses."
not thinking properly he replies "well if you were wearing glasses they would fall off.!!!!!!"
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