The Chinese Detective

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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man, so he hired the
famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities
while he was gone.

A few days later, he received this report :


MOST HONOLABLE SIR:
> YOU LEAVE HOUSE
> I WATCH HOUSE
> HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH
> HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
> HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
> I LOOK IN WINDOW.
> HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
> HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
> HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
> I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OUT OF TREE. I NO SEE.

NO FEE,
CHEN LEE
 
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