Telemarketer Hater, anyone?

Hmmm that gives me an idea...

next time a damn telemarketer call me again...

I WILL SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS INTO THE PHONE AND HANG UP!
 
Screaming would help ?

I usually report to:
https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx

I noticed the number of telemarketers
have decreased with this donotcall service
because I heard that they will charge extra fines
to these marketers if they still continue
calling back again and again.
 
Y said:
Screaming would help ?

I usually report to:
https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx

I noticed the number of telemarketers
have decreased with this donotcall service
because I heard that they will charge extra fines
to these marketers if they still continue
calling back again and again.

Screaming probably wouldn't help but it would be funny though. Great stress reliever, too. :D
 
LuciaDisturbed said:
Screaming probably wouldn't help but it would be funny though. Great stress reliever, too. :D
Just arrived home from work and checking on AD and seeing this thread... now my day just got better! Let me try this: :lol: :laugh2: :rofl: :thumb: :giggle: :bowdown: :bowlol: to the angry voice... I'd check this thread all over anytime just to know the feeling I didn't have a horrible moment...
 
I just mess with them. I'll tell them I'm so glad they called my cat died and I'm a mess. Or I let me teen have at them. He'll ask them if they're hot and what they're wearing. Just anything stupid we can think of.
 
nozobo said:
Seeing the video 3RD time. I'm still doing this
:lol: :laugh2: :rofl: :thumb: :giggle: :bowdown: :bowlol:


That is great to see your day gotta be better! :)

I did watch it few times...I thought real funny is flashed "I" as if caller was soooo angry when telemarket asked for few seconds.
 
I just start speaking in tongues when I get one of those calls. :) Actually, I only did that once. Oh, yeah and something I only did once as well.......I said, "Annie! Oh, you just can't believe how thrilled I am to be hearing from you after all these years; how the heck are you, do you remember the time........can we meet over coffee tomorrow night, etc...... ". Dead silence on the other end.......

I hardly ever get these kinds of calls anymore....but when I do, I just politely interject and tell the person that I'm not at all interested.
 
MaxUFC said:
That is great to see your day gotta be better! :)

I did watch it few times...I thought real funny is flashed "I" as if caller was soooo angry when telemarket asked for few seconds.
seeing it again for 4th time do made me smile... I ain't gonna worry about telemarketing anymore... i already registered for no call list... and beside I dont have a phone line in my apartments except my sidekick number... and when people call me, it go directly to my IP-relay number then it go directly to my email so they leave a message so I dont really care whoever call me... i know Telemarket rather to talk to soembody on the line not leaving a message so it's a win-win situation! :cheers: :cheers:
 
Use a police loudspeaker on the bullhorn you can buy at the store and scream into the telemarketer's ears then say F*ck You !!!! with a loud roar and hang up. That'll do it. He will never want to call again :rofl:

But then again that man who called has a job to do and she could have used better manners. I clearly can understand why people don't like telemarketers. Some people do like telemarketers and most don't like telemarketers. It really depends on the individual.
 
Heath said:
Use a police loudspeaker on the bullhorn you can buy at the store and scream into the telemarketer's ears then say F*ck You !!!! with a loud roar and hang up. That'll do it. He will never want to call again :rofl:

:rofl:
 
Andy Rooney
>> >
>> > Tips for Handling Telemarketers
>> >
>> >
>> > Three Little Words That Work !!
>> >
>> >
>> > (1)The three little words are: "Hold On,
>> Please..."
>> >
>> >
>> > Saying this, while putting down your phone and
>> walking off (instead of
>> >hanging-up immediately) would make each
>> telemarketing call so much more
>> >time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind
>> to a halt.
>> >
>> >
>> > Then when you eventually hear the phone
>> company's "beep-beep-beep"
>> >tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up
>> your handset, which has
>> >efficiently completed its task.
>> >
>> >
>> > These three little words will help eliminate
>> telephone soliciting.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls
>> with no one on the
>> >other end?
>> > This is a telemarketing technique where a
>> machine makes phone calls
>> >and records the time of day when a person answers
>> the phone.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > This technique is used to determine the best
>> time of day for a "real"
>> >sales person to call back and get someone at home.
>> >
>> >
>> > What you can do after answering, if you notice
>> there is no one there,
>> >is to immediately start hitting your # button on
>> the phone, 6 or 7 times,
>> >as quickly as possible This confuses the machine
>> that dialed the call and
>> >it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh,
>> what a shame not to have
>> >your name in their system any longer !!!
>> > (3) Junk Mail Help:
>> > When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or
>> utility bill, return
>> >these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending
>> companies throw their own
>> >junk mail away.
>> >
>> >
>> > When you get those "pre-approved" letters in
>> the mail for everything
>> >from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type
>> junk, do not throw away
>> >the return envelope.
>> >
>> >
>> > Most of these come with postage-paid return
>> envelopes, right? It costs
>> >them more than the regular 37 cents postage "IF"
>> and when they receive them
>> >back.
>> >
>> >
>> > It costs them nothing if you throw them away!
>> The postage was around
>> >50 cents before the last increase and it is
>> according to the weight. In
>> >that case, why not get rid of some of your other
>> junk mail and put it in
>> >these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.
>> >
>> >
>> > One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.
>> > Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to
>> American Express. Send a
>> >pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get
>> anything else that day, then
>> >just send them their blank application back!
>> > If you want to remain anonymous, just make
>> sure your name isn't on
>> >anything you send them.
>> >
>> >
>> > You can even send the envelope back empty if
>> you want to just to keep
>> >them guessing! It still costs them 37 cents.
>> >
>> >
>> > The banks and credit card companies are
>> currently getting a lot of
>> >their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need
>> to OVERWHELM them.
>> >Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of
>> junk mail, and best of
>> >all they're paying for it...Twice!
>> >
>> >
>> > Let's help keep our postal service busy since
>> they are saying that
>> >e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and
>> that's why they need to
>> >increase postage costs again. You get the idea !

>> >
>> >
>> > If enough people follow these tips, it will
>> work ---- I have been
>> >doing this for years, and I get very little junk
>> mail anymore.
>> >


got this via email... :D
 
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