Andy Rooney
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>> > Tips for Handling Telemarketers
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>> >
>> > Three Little Words That Work !!
>> >
>> >
>> > (1)The three little words are: "Hold On,
>> Please..."
>> >
>> >
>> > Saying this, while putting down your phone and
>> walking off (instead of
>> >hanging-up immediately) would make each
>> telemarketing call so much more
>> >time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind
>> to a halt.
>> >
>> >
>> > Then when you eventually hear the phone
>> company's "beep-beep-beep"
>> >tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up
>> your handset, which has
>> >efficiently completed its task.
>> >
>> >
>> > These three little words will help eliminate
>> telephone soliciting.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls
>> with no one on the
>> >other end?
>> > This is a telemarketing technique where a
>> machine makes phone calls
>> >and records the time of day when a person answers
>> the phone.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > This technique is used to determine the best
>> time of day for a "real"
>> >sales person to call back and get someone at home.
>> >
>> >
>> > What you can do after answering, if you notice
>> there is no one there,
>> >is to immediately start hitting your # button on
>> the phone, 6 or 7 times,
>> >as quickly as possible This confuses the machine
>> that dialed the call and
>> >it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh,
>> what a shame not to have
>> >your name in their system any longer !!!
>> > (3) Junk Mail Help:
>> > When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or
>> utility bill, return
>> >these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending
>> companies throw their own
>> >junk mail away.
>> >
>> >
>> > When you get those "pre-approved" letters in
>> the mail for everything
>> >from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type
>> junk, do not throw away
>> >the return envelope.
>> >
>> >
>> > Most of these come with postage-paid return
>> envelopes, right? It costs
>> >them more than the regular 37 cents postage "IF"
>> and when they receive them
>> >back.
>> >
>> >
>> > It costs them nothing if you throw them away!
>> The postage was around
>> >50 cents before the last increase and it is
>> according to the weight. In
>> >that case, why not get rid of some of your other
>> junk mail and put it in
>> >these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.
>> >
>> >
>> > One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.
>> > Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to
>> American Express. Send a
>> >pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get
>> anything else that day, then
>> >just send them their blank application back!
>> > If you want to remain anonymous, just make
>> sure your name isn't on
>> >anything you send them.
>> >
>> >
>> > You can even send the envelope back empty if
>> you want to just to keep
>> >them guessing! It still costs them 37 cents.
>> >
>> >
>> > The banks and credit card companies are
>> currently getting a lot of
>> >their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need
>> to OVERWHELM them.
>> >Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of
>> junk mail, and best of
>> >all they're paying for it...Twice!
>> >
>> >
>> > Let's help keep our postal service busy since
>> they are saying that
>> >e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and
>> that's why they need to
>> >increase postage costs again. You get the idea !
>> >
>> >
>> > If enough people follow these tips, it will
>> work ---- I have been
>> >doing this for years, and I get very little junk
>> mail anymore.
>> >
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