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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched
her tummy and said, " If you firmed this up you could get rid of your control
top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by
his "wanker." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed
this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and
your brother."
 
May I add my funny story about a little boy?

A long time ago, I visited my cousin's house. I chatted with the people in the house. We heard a boy's shout in the bathroom. We went there, and the boy said, "LOOK LOOK there is peeing in the toilet." (I don't remember exactly what he said to us.) He looked smile and so excited. He showed us his bratty penis awhile peeing in the toliet. I was appalled his action and his voice. I thought that something happened to him in the bathroom. It got me stuck in my old memory.
 
LOL good one! heh




cute and funny what you say, webexplorer.. im sure the boy just want to show off thats all? :D heh
 
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