Miss-Delectable
New Member
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2004
- Messages
- 17,160
- Reaction score
- 7
Three guys, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. They all suffer from a severe stutter.
"What's it to be?" asks the beautiful barmaid.
"Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi", says the Englishman.
Up steps the Irishman. "Th th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi pints of of of of gui gui gui gui."
Up steps the Scotsman. "Th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th."
"Oh bugger this" say's the beautiful barmaid and walks away to serve someone else. She returns ten minutes later and asks if they are ready to order yet.
"Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi," says the Englisman.
"Th th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi pints of of of of gui gui gui gui," says the Irishman.
"Th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th," says the Scotsman.
"Look" says the beautiful barmaid rather irately. "If any one of you can tell me where you live without stuttering then I'll let you shag me", of course quiet confident that no one will win.
"So," she says turning to the Englishman, "where do you live?"
"M M M M M M M Man Man Man Man Manch Manch Manch", he stammers.
"No, you lose" says the beautiful barmaid. Turning to the Scotsman, "Where do you live?" she asks.
"E E E E E Ed Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin", is all he can force out.
"No, you lose," says the beautiful landlady. "And where do you live?" she asks the Irishman.
"London," says the Irishman.
"Oh bugger" says the beautiful barmaid. A great cheer goes up in the pub but the beautiful barmaid agrees to meet her side of the bargain. She reluctantly takes him by the hand and leads him upstairs.
Once in the bedroom she strips to her underwear, and then hops into bed.
The Irishman climbs on and goes for glory, and then, right at the climaxing stroke he suddenly screams out ".................D D D D D Derry!!"
"What's it to be?" asks the beautiful barmaid.
"Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi", says the Englishman.
Up steps the Irishman. "Th th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi pints of of of of gui gui gui gui."
Up steps the Scotsman. "Th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th."
"Oh bugger this" say's the beautiful barmaid and walks away to serve someone else. She returns ten minutes later and asks if they are ready to order yet.
"Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi," says the Englisman.
"Th th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi pints of of of of gui gui gui gui," says the Irishman.
"Th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th," says the Scotsman.
"Look" says the beautiful barmaid rather irately. "If any one of you can tell me where you live without stuttering then I'll let you shag me", of course quiet confident that no one will win.
"So," she says turning to the Englishman, "where do you live?"
"M M M M M M M Man Man Man Man Manch Manch Manch", he stammers.
"No, you lose" says the beautiful barmaid. Turning to the Scotsman, "Where do you live?" she asks.
"E E E E E Ed Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin", is all he can force out.
"No, you lose," says the beautiful landlady. "And where do you live?" she asks the Irishman.
"London," says the Irishman.
"Oh bugger" says the beautiful barmaid. A great cheer goes up in the pub but the beautiful barmaid agrees to meet her side of the bargain. She reluctantly takes him by the hand and leads him upstairs.
Once in the bedroom she strips to her underwear, and then hops into bed.
The Irishman climbs on and goes for glory, and then, right at the climaxing stroke he suddenly screams out ".................D D D D D Derry!!"