WhiteWolves64
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1. What is the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
4. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They are hiring.
6. What is the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "A recipe".
7. How do you get a sweet little 80-years-old lady to say the "F" word?
Get another sweet little 80-years-old lady to yell BINGO!
8. What is the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
9. My, my, how times have changed.
Years ago... When 100 white men chased one black man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan; today they call it the PGA TOUR.
10. Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
If you think, you can or if you think, you cannot... you are right!
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
4. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They are hiring.
6. What is the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "A recipe".
7. How do you get a sweet little 80-years-old lady to say the "F" word?
Get another sweet little 80-years-old lady to yell BINGO!
8. What is the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
9. My, my, how times have changed.
Years ago... When 100 white men chased one black man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan; today they call it the PGA TOUR.
10. Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
If you think, you can or if you think, you cannot... you are right!
