WhiteWolves64
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1. What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
2. What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
3. What is the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
4. What is the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
5. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
6. What is the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
7. Why do men want to marry virgins?
They cannot stand criticism.
8. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
9. What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
10. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chases cars they have no intention of driving.
11. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she is 18.
12. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
13. What is the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
14. What did the blone say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
15. What is the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
16. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
17. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
18. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts do not have eyes.
19. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
20. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class use it.
A golden retriever.
2. What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
3. What is the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
4. What is the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
5. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
6. What is the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
7. Why do men want to marry virgins?
They cannot stand criticism.
8. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
9. What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
10. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chases cars they have no intention of driving.
11. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she is 18.
12. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
13. What is the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
14. What did the blone say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
15. What is the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
16. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
17. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
18. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts do not have eyes.
19. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
20. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class use it.
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