WhiteWolves64
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1. What do you call two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan-on-Juan.
2. What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
3. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
4. Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it is worth it.
5. What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
6. What do you see when the Pillsbury-Dough-Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
7. Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it is no big deal unless you are not getting any.
8. Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
9. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
100 people who do not do dick.
Juan-on-Juan.
2. What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
3. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
4. Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it is worth it.
5. What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
6. What do you see when the Pillsbury-Dough-Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
7. Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it is no big deal unless you are not getting any.
8. Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
9. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
100 people who do not do dick.
