GarnetTigerMom
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" Secretblend goes to heaven"
Secretblend, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Secretblend, ," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Secretblend felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green & White & Silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous EAGLES logo flag, and in every window, an Eagles emblem. Secretblend looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point John?"
"Well, why does Clint Eastwood get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said, " Secretblend, that's not Clint Eastwood's house, it's mine."
Secretblend, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Secretblend, ," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Secretblend felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green & White & Silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous EAGLES logo flag, and in every window, an Eagles emblem. Secretblend looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point John?"
"Well, why does Clint Eastwood get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said, " Secretblend, that's not Clint Eastwood's house, it's mine."