Saturn, astrology, karma

[The*Empress]

I know that most of you guys don't believe in astrology. My opinion is...

Saturn is in Leo.... - Saturn is hardship planet. We got Bush. And Pope died, Rosa Park died, Arafat died, Sharon is ill....

You noticed them as leaders... Leo presents leaders, also gambling, vacation, movies....

And it is a bad time to play lottery, and if you win, you'll be dead.

Speaking of vacation... Many people go to Florida... But ack. Hurricanes...
And then gambling down in New Orleans...
And it is a bad time to make movies and stuff.. Many people might not go.

Romance isn't a good idea for this year.

Saturn was in Leo 30 years ago.... Remember Nixon, hippies, vietnam, and many gay protesting...
Now we got Bush, war in Iraq, and gay marriages. History is repeating....

And SATURN in VIRGO.... We all need to be careful with our health.... Virgo represents health and work...
And speaking of work, that is why many women decided to continue to work even though their husbands came back from war 30 years ago....

So we will have this next year.
And I ain't eating chickens, turkeys, cows... Because of mad cow disease, increasing e coli and bird flu.

SATURN in LIBRA..... Hardship in marriage....
We had Jimmy Carter.
We might have a President who is democrat. Get it? Libra and Liberals.

Libra is an air sign, so don't fly during
2010.

Saturn in Scorpio, hardship in sex....
Ronald Reagan and then HIV and
AIDS pop up....

So in 2012. What goes around, comes around, so have safer sex.


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[Dennis S.]

Well, I guess I'll come right out and say it -- yeah, Astrology is a cop-out belief. The stars have nothing meaningful to say about our futures and every forecast is so VAGUE that people look to fit them into their lives and go "ah-ha! They were right!" when they shoehorn a prediction into something that DID happen into their life.

After all, you WANT to believe "it's a bad time to play lottery. If you do win, you'll wind up dead." Sure, and if you don't win, you'll still die!

Astrology is a statement in need of validation.