LakeTahoe
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I got this from my friend.
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SAD NEWS .......
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a
yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the
belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he
still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for mil
lions.
Doughboy is survived! by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
*************************************************
SAD NEWS .......
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a
yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the
belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he
still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for mil
lions.
Doughboy is survived! by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
Yes Great Icon! 
I think it's funny when it said 3:50 for 20 min! LOL! LOL!