Awauphi
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REDNECK OVERALLS
Just ask for the 'ARKANSASCUT"
Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of...
"You know you're a redneck when......"
1. You take your dog for a walk
and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes
with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do
off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back
and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you
took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. b
14. You've been invol ved in a custody fight
over a hunting dog.
15 You go to the stock car races
and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains,
but your truck does.
19. You wonder
how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized
because your
father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of matching salad bowls
and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working
TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood
and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation
because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
got this via email.. haha
Just ask for the 'ARKANSASCUT"
Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of...
"You know you're a redneck when......"
1. You take your dog for a walk
and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes
with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do
off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back
and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you
took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. b
14. You've been invol ved in a custody fight
over a hunting dog.
15 You go to the stock car races
and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains,
but your truck does.
19. You wonder
how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized
because your
father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of matching salad bowls
and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working
TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood
and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation
because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
got this via email.. haha
