Awauphi
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A redneck and a Frenchman were caught in Kentucky for making and
selling bad moonshine. The law decided to hang them off the middle of
the Ohio Bridge. They tied the rope around the Frenchman's neck and
said, "Do you have any last words?"
He said, "No."
They threw him off the bridge, but the rope was too long. He removed the
rope from his neck and swam to the Ohio side of the river.
Then they tied the same rope around the redneck's neck and said, "Do you
have any last words to say?"
He said, "Yes, shorten up that rope boys 'cause I can't swim."
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selling bad moonshine. The law decided to hang them off the middle of
the Ohio Bridge. They tied the rope around the Frenchman's neck and
said, "Do you have any last words?"
He said, "No."
They threw him off the bridge, but the rope was too long. He removed the
rope from his neck and swam to the Ohio side of the river.
Then they tied the same rope around the redneck's neck and said, "Do you
have any last words to say?"
He said, "Yes, shorten up that rope boys 'cause I can't swim."
got this via email..
I have heard of too many redneck jokes but this is a first to hear about this joke. Good One 
Ha-Ha, Now that was dumb of the frenchmen to request a rope being shortened up.
I think it was the frenchman that got away not the redneck
very funny joke.