Quick Driver Identification......

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Here are some simple guidelines for helping you determine where a driver comes from:

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK

One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in CALIFORNIA

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY

One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA
 
A better way to tell you are driving behind someone from Texas is to look at the bumper sticker. It says: Welcome to TEXAS...now go home.
 
Both and also: Don't Mess With Texas

If a driver cuts you off, changes lanes without a signal, turns left from the middle lane and/or blows every red light that driver is most likely from Texas.

For just over a year here in Houston we had red light cameras, over 900 citations a month (remember I attend P.I.P.). Then, of all people, the mayor and her people got the cameras removed at the cost of a $2 million dollar penalty to get our of the contract.
 
A good way to tell if they are from Florida (Central and North) it will say: If you see me driving 100+ mph, try and catch up!
 
Jess said:
A good way to tell if they are from Florida (Central and North) it will say: If you see me driving 100+ mph, try and catch up!
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Ever seen those license plates in Florida saying...."Arrive Stoned"? :giggle:...Instead of "Arrive Alive"....
 
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