Last year at Thanks Giving my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional holiday feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked
if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it.
When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it
into the turkey... Then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the
bird(s) back into the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out
the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry
hysterically.
It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!
Yes, my sister is a BLONDE
traditional holiday feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked
if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it.
When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it
into the turkey... Then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the
bird(s) back into the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out
the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry
hysterically.
It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!
Yes, my sister is a BLONDE