prayers

[radioman]

FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store. Amen.

 

[rockin'robin]

:d

 

[KristinaB]

Here's one that was posted on my school bus way back when.

Heavenly Father full of Grace,
Bless my boyfriend's handsome face.
Bless his kisses, they're the most,
Lord his kisses make me roast.
Bless his hands that are so strong,
May they stay where they belong.
Heavenly Father up above
please protect the one I love.
Amen.