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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
What do they say?" the priest enquired ?
They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have
some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he
thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots that I have
taught to pray and read the bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put
them in the cage with Francis and Bob. My parrots can
teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your
parrots are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in no
time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well
be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male
parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads
and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her
parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have
some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male
parrot and exclaimed: "Put the f***ing beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
What do they say?" the priest enquired ?
They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have
some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he
thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots that I have
taught to pray and read the bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put
them in the cage with Francis and Bob. My parrots can
teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your
parrots are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in no
time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well
be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male
parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads
and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her
parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have
some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male
parrot and exclaimed: "Put the f***ing beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!
