rockin'robin
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Top ten indications your employer has switched to obama's health plan.
10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9. Directions to the doctors office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park"
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under preventative care coverage is "an apple a day"
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill Last month.
4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error.
3. The only expense covered at 100% is embalming.
2. Your Prozac comes in different colours with little M's on them.
1. You ask for Viagra, and they give you a popsicle stick and some duct tape.
10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9. Directions to the doctors office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park"
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under preventative care coverage is "an apple a day"
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill Last month.
4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error.
3. The only expense covered at 100% is embalming.
2. Your Prozac comes in different colours with little M's on them.
1. You ask for Viagra, and they give you a popsicle stick and some duct tape.