This NYC girl named Mary was getting ready to go on her very first trip to Texas for a week. Mary's best friend Emily came over to her house to get last together before Mary goes off to Texas.
Emily asked Mary, "What three things you would like to accomplish when you are visiting Texas?"
Mary thought over it and finally said, "1. Eat steak since I hear it is very good, 2. Drink Lone Star Beer even I don't like Beer, and 3. have a fabulous sex with a cowboy."
Emily said, "Good Luck and call me when you get here from Texas" and gives Mary a big hug.
Mary finally goes off for Texas, stayed there for a week then came back to NYC and called up her best friend, Emily.
Emily came over and finally asked Mary, "Did you accomplish three things that you had for your goals?"
Mary said, "Well, I did accomplish two out of three."
"What do you mean 2 out of three?" asked Emily.
Mary said, "well, for number 1, I was able to eat real thick, juicy steak which was the best steak I have ever ate in my whole entire life!, for number 2, I was able to drink chilling Lone Star Beer in damned hot weather which was real good, smooth and delicious."
Emily said, "Number three??"
Mary said, "well, for number three, yeah there were a lot of handsome cowboys, you can not imagne how sexy they are! Everytime I try to approach each cowboy, I keep seeing huge dent circle stained/washed out on their back pocket thinking that is one huge condom which that thing will not fit inside me at all!"
If you don't get the joke....look bottom......
in cowboy's pocket is a tub of tobacco not a condom.
Emily asked Mary, "What three things you would like to accomplish when you are visiting Texas?"
Mary thought over it and finally said, "1. Eat steak since I hear it is very good, 2. Drink Lone Star Beer even I don't like Beer, and 3. have a fabulous sex with a cowboy."
Emily said, "Good Luck and call me when you get here from Texas" and gives Mary a big hug.
Mary finally goes off for Texas, stayed there for a week then came back to NYC and called up her best friend, Emily.
Emily came over and finally asked Mary, "Did you accomplish three things that you had for your goals?"
Mary said, "Well, I did accomplish two out of three."
"What do you mean 2 out of three?" asked Emily.
Mary said, "well, for number 1, I was able to eat real thick, juicy steak which was the best steak I have ever ate in my whole entire life!, for number 2, I was able to drink chilling Lone Star Beer in damned hot weather which was real good, smooth and delicious."
Emily said, "Number three??"
Mary said, "well, for number three, yeah there were a lot of handsome cowboys, you can not imagne how sexy they are! Everytime I try to approach each cowboy, I keep seeing huge dent circle stained/washed out on their back pocket thinking that is one huge condom which that thing will not fit inside me at all!"
If you don't get the joke....look bottom......
in cowboy's pocket is a tub of tobacco not a condom.
