New Year Jokes - One Liners

rockin'robin

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To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year. I gave up thinking.

Definition of a hangover: Wrath of Grapes.
 
There will be a bomb scare where any comic uses these lines.
 
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