racheleggert
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I have made up some jokes that I kidded with legislative staff and capitol secuirty to lighten up things during stressful session, and sorry if my sense of humor is bad...
1) When I looked at that "The House is in Recess" on computer monitor, and I asked staff "Does it mean we all go out play outside, and play kickball, if so, how long?" they said til 3, or whatever, and yeah!!! (they were gullible, fell for it, and I told them "I got you! Just Kidding!!!"and I know what actually Recess mean, it is other meaning, to take a break)
2) My security friend accidentlly locked few people in Senate chamber behind those brass thing, and I told him "Should you lock me in?" He said no! and I told him "We oughta to throw bunch of fat monkeys in there, and they can't jump or climb to escape"
Last year my retired security friend decided to give tour of catwalk and other places off limits to the public such as inside of dome and on very top of dome. I told my other friend who is asst. Sgt @ arms that I am going to fly over the sky with John and few people.. Asst Sgt @ arms was gullible, tought what I said was real, but I told her relax, I was just kidding.
I will type more if I can remember.. Too many jokes I made up at Capitol for many years...
1) When I looked at that "The House is in Recess" on computer monitor, and I asked staff "Does it mean we all go out play outside, and play kickball, if so, how long?" they said til 3, or whatever, and yeah!!! (they were gullible, fell for it, and I told them "I got you! Just Kidding!!!"and I know what actually Recess mean, it is other meaning, to take a break)
2) My security friend accidentlly locked few people in Senate chamber behind those brass thing, and I told him "Should you lock me in?" He said no! and I told him "We oughta to throw bunch of fat monkeys in there, and they can't jump or climb to escape"
Last year my retired security friend decided to give tour of catwalk and other places off limits to the public such as inside of dome and on very top of dome. I told my other friend who is asst. Sgt @ arms that I am going to fly over the sky with John and few people.. Asst Sgt @ arms was gullible, tought what I said was real, but I told her relax, I was just kidding.
I will type more if I can remember.. Too many jokes I made up at Capitol for many years...