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The teacher announces, "The topic of the day is describe your
mother to
me as a bird, and tell me why." She leaves the kiddies for a
short
while and then asks them their answers.
Kelly at the front goes first, "My Mummy's like a swan, because
she's
white and elegant"
"Thank you Kelly" says teacher, and she continues going around
the
class.
Bobby says "My Mummy's like a stork, cos she has babies and
babies, and
I have 7 brothers and 3 sisters."
"Thank you Bobby." says the teacher, and continues with the
other
students.
Finally there is no-one left but Little Johnny, so the teacher
finally
asks him, "Johnny, what bird most resembles your mother?"
Little Johnny pipes up with "A thrush!"
The teacher, thinking she may finally have a decent answer asks,
"Why is that?"
Little Johnny replies, "Because she's an irritating bitch!"
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mother to
me as a bird, and tell me why." She leaves the kiddies for a
short
while and then asks them their answers.
Kelly at the front goes first, "My Mummy's like a swan, because
she's
white and elegant"
"Thank you Kelly" says teacher, and she continues going around
the
class.
Bobby says "My Mummy's like a stork, cos she has babies and
babies, and
I have 7 brothers and 3 sisters."
"Thank you Bobby." says the teacher, and continues with the
other
students.
Finally there is no-one left but Little Johnny, so the teacher
finally
asks him, "Johnny, what bird most resembles your mother?"
Little Johnny pipes up with "A thrush!"
The teacher, thinking she may finally have a decent answer asks,
"Why is that?"
Little Johnny replies, "Because she's an irritating bitch!"
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