Little Chicano Kids

[ITPjohn]

Little Chicano Kids

It's always the little Chicano kids that get in trouble for no reason at all...

It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class; as the teacher walked in the classroom, she noticed something was written on the chalkboard: 'T T T 1 A'.

She looked at the children and said, "Who wrote this?"
Little Keith raises his hand and says, "I did, teacher."
"Well, what does that mean, Keith?" asked the teacher.
Keith answers, "It means, 'To The Teacher 1 Apple',"
and with that, he gave the teacher an apple.
"Very good," says the teacher, "Thank you."

The next morning, the teacher walks in the classroom, and
notices, once again, something written on the board.
This time, the chalkboard reads: 'T T T 1 O'.
She asked the children, "Who wrote this?"
Then little Bobby answers, "I did, teacher."
The teacher says, "Well, Bobby, what does that mean?"
Bobby says, "It means, 'To The Teacher 1 Orange'," and he gives
the teacher an orange.
"Very nice, Bobby, thank you", said the teacher.

The next morning, she walks in the classroom, and she noticed
on the board: 'F U C K 1 T'. Disappointed, the teacher exclaimed,
"WHO WROTE THIS!!"
Then little Juanito raises his hand and says, "I did, teacher."
Angrily, the teacher asks, "Well, what does this mean, Juanito?"
"It means, From Us Chicano Kids, 1 Tamale.'"

 

[Heath]

Here is a funny Texas joke...

How can you tell how many mexicans are in a grocery store?

Count the number of old beat up cars outside in the parking lot, then multiply it by 10.

 

[Heath]

Here is another Texas joke.

Why do Mexicans drive lowriders?

So they can pick strawberries faster into the back of their truck beds.

 

[Heath]

Another Texas joke...

When can you tell that a mexican boy has finally grown up?

When he has a bigger moustache than his mother.

 

[Heath]

Here is another Texas joke.

A Mexican, who speaks no English, comes to the USA. As is often the case, he finds that he needs new socks. So, he walks into a clothing store, and manages to convey to the clerk that he needs something, but not what.
So, the clerk starts taking down boxes and showing what's inside to the Mexican. He shows him a shirt, some pants, a tie, a hat, but each time the Mexican shakes his head and says "No."

Finally, the clerk brings down a box of socks and shows them to the Mexican. The Mexican starts nodding vigorously and says "¡Eso sí que es!"

The clerk angrily blurts out, "Well why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!"