Just some funnies.. :)

[Awauphi]

I dialed a number and got the

following recording: "I am not

available right now, but thank

you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in

my life. Please leave a message

after the beep. If I do not return

your call, you are one of the

changes."
~~~~~
At pilots training back in the Air

Corps they taught us, "Always try

to keep the number of landings

you make equal to the number of
Take offs you make."
~~~~~
Little Tommy had been to a birthday

party at a friend's house. Knowing

his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother

looked straight into his eyes and

said, "I hope you didn't ask for a

second piece of cake."

"No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the

recipe so you could make some like

it, and she gave me two more pieces

without asking."
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't

get to Use mine.

~~~~~

As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray."

From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses

without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough! To know your way around, you're not going anywhere.

~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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