The Heretic
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My favorite JW joke comes from a few years ago [Cue Sounds of Winter Winds Blowing through the Bare Branches] A friend was about to graduate from high school. His house was set back a bit, so people had a walk to get to the front door. His brother--who looked like Ozzie on a particularly bad day--ran into his room:
"Do you have your graduation gown?!!"
"Yeah . . . why---"
"GIMME YOUR GRADUATION GOWN!!!"
By the time the JWs reached the door and knocked, his brother opened dressed in black, holding a cross upside down with "666" painted on it with White Out.
"Mmmmmmmmyyyyeeeeesssssss?"
As they stared in silent horror, he turned his head over his shoulder and yelled, "Honey?! I think the sacrifices are here!"
As his brother tells the story now, with a straight face: "I did not think you could run that fast with those briefcases."
"Do you have your graduation gown?!!"
"Yeah . . . why---"
"GIMME YOUR GRADUATION GOWN!!!"
By the time the JWs reached the door and knocked, his brother opened dressed in black, holding a cross upside down with "666" painted on it with White Out.
"Mmmmmmmmyyyyeeeeesssssss?"
As they stared in silent horror, he turned his head over his shoulder and yelled, "Honey?! I think the sacrifices are here!"
As his brother tells the story now, with a straight face: "I did not think you could run that fast with those briefcases."
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