Isn't our country great?

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You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing
home care available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun and 4 bullets. You are
allowed to shoot four Politicians!

Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive three
meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning and
all the health care you need.
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip,
knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as
they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into
a home.

And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes
anymore.

Is this a great country or what?
 
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MangaReader said:
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing
home care available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun and 4 bullets. You are
allowed to shoot four Politicians!

Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive three
meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning and
all the health care you need. MYTH! Prison often provide two meals a day that is it, and they usually bland in taste and they usually not that clean. Health care? Generally yes but not everything
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip,
knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. Myth, they don't always provide everything, and if really medical necessary they get cheap ass medical devices.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as
they do now. Myth: There is schedule visit hours, and they usually restricted and requires approval from warden

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into
a home.

And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes
anymore. Not really, since they earn less than $7,500 a year so therefore they are exempted from income taxes, just like outsiders.

Is this a great country or what?
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We don't have as great prison like other country offers. How do I know? One of my former Co-worker is currently in prison and he wanted to get out really really, I mean really badly, he is currently fighting to get out of prison. I think he deserves more than his sentence that judge handed him down. He was beaten up to pulp recently, isn't that enjoyable? I don't think so.
 
It was supposed to be a joke. Not the real facts. I should have put that topic in the category of jokes. This has been passed around in Facebook.
 
MangaReader said:
It was supposed to be a joke. Not the real facts. I should have put that topic in the category of jokes. This has been passed around in Facebook.
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I know it's a joke ,but sadly it very true. I mean a person that break the law can get better health care than an old person that never broke a law .
 
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as
they do now. Myth: There is schedule visit hours, and they usually restricted and requires approval from warden

Reason why this is funny to some is because some kids don't visit as much as their parents would like them to so it matches prison visit hours.
 
ah here's a joke!

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:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
 
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