I am Death.......

[rockin'robin]

With his heavy reaper, Death raps hard on the door of a house of a little old lady in her 90's.

He waits.

He raps harder on the door.

Finally the little old lady opens the door, looks up at the dark, ominous figure and smiles.

In a cold, heavy, deep voice he says,
"I AM DEATH!"

The little old lady having pity on him says, "That's ok, I'll speak up a little louder!"

 

[Bottesini]

 

[deafdrummer]

In a cold, heavy, deep voice he says,
"I AM DEATH!"

Why do people say, "Are you death or something?" Why?? Don't they know what death means? I just realized that I haven't heard someone say that to me in, I think 2 or 3 years.

But my response is typically like, "No, I am not death. I don't believe in killing people or taking away lives." So I let them figure out what they did wrong (hand hitting the opposite shoulder twice with a stupid face).

 

[rockin'robin]

Just a few days ago....a friend of my 15 yr. old came over...He told his friend...My Mother is Deaf....his friend said..."Oh, she's dead?"....My son said....really exaperated..."NO!...She's D-E-A-F"!

 

[Bottesini]

Just a few days ago....a friend of my 15 yr. old came over...He told his friend...My Mother is Deaf....his friend said..."Oh, she's dead?"....My son said....really exaperated..."NO!...She's D-E-A-F"!

I have a shirt with the Grim Reaper, wearing the international "Deaf" sign as a necklace, and it says, " I am not Death!"