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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar
bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain."Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, for one...I like to watch my money grow. Two...once in a while I like to play with my money. Three...I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly...instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering nicely at the
hospital...
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Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar
bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain."Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, for one...I like to watch my money grow. Two...once in a while I like to play with my money. Three...I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly...instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering nicely at the
hospital...
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.
.
.
