How to "Impress" a Woman & a Man....

rockin'robin

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. kiss her, 4. caress her, 5. love her, 6. stroke her, 7. tease her, 8. comfort her, 9. protect her, 10. hug her, 11. hold her, 12. spend money on her, 13. wine & dine her, 14. buy things for her, 15. listen to her, 16. care for her, 17. stand by her, 18. support her, 19. go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

1.Show up naked. 2. Bring beer
 
Two through Seven and ten, eleven will get you put in jail. Just sayin...

not really. come to NYC and you'll see. plenty of that in NYC :giggle:

if done wrong, you'll just get a slap on your face and/or a swift kick down there. or worse... manhandled by her well-built BF or bouncer
 
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