rockin'robin
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If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, they blame the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats with no manners, you blame TV.
If your friend is shot by a
deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates
he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, they blame the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats with no manners, you blame TV.
If your friend is shot by a
deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates