Maybe you should come back up here for a visit! Where in MA were you born? Betcha I know the town or city where you were born! Hey...maybe we might even know each other in a Six Degrees sort of way, as I have friends from ALL over MA due to going to a state college.
Yeah, come back and be my girlfriend! 
Oh...boy did I tell you about the time when McInnis hit on me?
It was BEYOND bizarre! I came down from my room on the third floor to use my cell phone. She was on duty at the desk and looks at me and goes " Deafdyke will you make out with me?"
I was like ....."HUH?" and just started laughing my butt off.... I was so shocked and puzzled at the time....and trust me people seem to be compeled to say the strangest things to me...I don't know why.
This was before I even KNEW she was gay! I can't remember if she knew I was gay or not back then....I think Joce knew and I am pretty sure McInnis picked up on the vibe...I remember when we first became friendly that she'd joke around about me being her girlfriend. I remember her telling me she had a brother and I asked her if he was single. She goes " Oh, first you date me, now you want to date my brother?"
